The Lord is my programmer.
I shall not crash.
He installed His software on the hard disk of my heart:
All of His commands are user-friendly.
His directory guides me to the right choices for His name sake.
Even though I scroll through the problems of life,
I will fear no bugs, for He is my backup.
His password protects me.
He prepares a menu before me in the presence of my enemies.
His help is only a keystroke away.
And my file will be merged with His and saved forever.
Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life!
Amen and Amen!
— Author Unknown —