Ganito ka rin ba mag English?

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I saw this picture a while ago. And I thought of sharing this with you, in case you haven’t seen or read it yet. I had a good laugh. Para kasing nakikita ko sarili ko dito… hehehe… joke! Di kaya ito ang nawawalang sulat ko?!!!

engrish

Ganito ka ba mag English? Click to view larger image

If you can’t view the picture or you can’t read it clearly, here’s what it says

October 1996

To Marjie,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you.Why? What reason can you think about but you’re very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks [lakad] and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that.

And then he say he get ashame to met either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thought your the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are “Beautiful Girl” of Jose Marie Chan? Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you names either in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don’t have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.

You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. I’m repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.

Love,
The Sexiest Girl of D.M.

P.S. You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me. There you go.

Oozing with confidence ang lola. O diba? Kaka nosebleed.

Ganito ka rin ba mag English? OO medyo ganyan ako mag English.  At least, hindi ako nag iisa! :D

16 Responses to “Ganito ka rin ba mag English?”

  1. sernan says:

    napatambling ako dito ah…. nawala antok ko… hahahahahahaha….
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  2. Honney says:

    na-nosebleed ako dito. hindi ko kinaya…wahaha!
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  3. melody says:

    hehehe..funny nga siya mommy amor. pero guilty din ako kasi di rin ako magaling sa english..waaaaaaa!!!!
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  4. Snow says:

    nahilo ako sis. ^_^

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  5. Marlene says:

    Amor, tumulo ang sipon ko sa kakatawa nito. May ipost din ako about english, but not like this. Mas grabe ito, hahaa! Ang lakas naman ng loob ng babaeng ito, feeling talaga niya, di ba… :-)
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  6. buyset says:

    yan ang dahilan kung bakit sabi ng tambay sa amin eh MAHALIN NA LANG ANG SARILING WIKA kung trying hard ka lang din naman hahahahaha

    Thanks for this post. hehe a good smile before office works.

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  7. Glenn says:

    Parang ganto ako mag engrish ah hehe. Parang pakistano to un babae haha.

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  8. Honney says:

    Sorry, sis. OT.

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  9. Ambo says:

    Lumamang lang ako ng konti dyan hahaha. Grabe naman yan pati sfelling mali din hahaha nice one.

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  10. jan geronimo says:

    Matinding magalit ang ale napa-English nang husto. I’m sure feeling smart sya nang sinulat nya yan. Pero kahit na at least nabawasan poot at hinanakit sa dibdib nya. Kaso tayo naman pinaiyak niya sa katatawa. :)
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  11. Diabetis says:

    Parang tinamaan ako, LOL.
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  12. Amor says:

    Thanks sa mga comments nyo, nakakaaliw naman talaga sya diba? At nakakarelate ako dun sa sinabihan nyang Fat body! LOL. Teka excuse me, di pala ako fat, extra fluffy and extra cuddly lang :)

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  13. oes tsetnoc says:

    what language is Ganito ka rin ba mag English?

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  14. mini laptop says:

    First off thanks for the translation. Me too curious on the language. Lol. I am just laughing this off. Relationships blew on love and not external facts. Good read. Thanks for sharing this.
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  15. Ana says:

    Hindi kaya ako yan :) minsan pag nagpost ako pag basa ko kinabukasan aw mali at least pwedeng eedit. Hirap din kasi pag madami salita nasa isip mo nakaklinutan mo na.
    Pero sya sobra in love sya napapaenglish tuloy sya ng di oras.
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  16. Kiko says:

    Old but classic! :lol: Thanks for posting!
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