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I saw this picture a while ago. And I thought of sharing this with you, in case you haven’t seen or read it yet. I had a good laugh. Para kasing nakikita ko sarili ko dito… hehehe… joke! Di kaya ito ang nawawalang sulat ko?!!!
If you can’t view the picture or you can’t read it clearly, here’s what it says
October 1996
To Marjie,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you.Why? What reason can you think about but you’re very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks [lakad] and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that.And then he say he get ashame to met either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thought your the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are “Beautiful Girl” of Jose Marie Chan? Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you names either in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don’t have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.
You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. I’m repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.
Love,
The Sexiest Girl of D.M.P.S. You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me. There you go.
Oozing with confidence ang lola. O diba? Kaka nosebleed.
Ganito ka rin ba mag English? OO medyo ganyan ako mag English. At least, hindi ako nag iisa!




sernan on November 13, 2009 at 11:55 pm
napatambling ako dito ah…. nawala antok ko… hahahahahahaha….
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Honney on November 14, 2009 at 4:14 am
na-nosebleed ako dito. hindi ko kinaya…wahaha!
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melody on November 14, 2009 at 12:18 pm
hehehe..funny nga siya mommy amor. pero guilty din ako kasi di rin ako magaling sa english..waaaaaaa!!!!
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Snow on November 15, 2009 at 1:25 am
nahilo ako sis. ^_^
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Marlene on November 15, 2009 at 4:32 am
Amor, tumulo ang sipon ko sa kakatawa nito. May ipost din ako about english, but not like this. Mas grabe ito, hahaa! Ang lakas naman ng loob ng babaeng ito, feeling talaga niya, di ba…

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buyset on November 17, 2009 at 9:29 am
yan ang dahilan kung bakit sabi ng tambay sa amin eh MAHALIN NA LANG ANG SARILING WIKA kung trying hard ka lang din naman hahahahaha
Thanks for this post. hehe a good smile before office works.
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Glenn on November 18, 2009 at 9:41 am
Parang ganto ako mag engrish ah hehe. Parang pakistano to un babae haha.
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Honney on November 18, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Sorry, sis. OT.
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Ambo on November 18, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Lumamang lang ako ng konti dyan hahaha. Grabe naman yan pati sfelling mali din hahaha nice one.
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jan geronimo on November 19, 2009 at 2:21 am
Matinding magalit ang ale napa-English nang husto. I’m sure feeling smart sya nang sinulat nya yan. Pero kahit na at least nabawasan poot at hinanakit sa dibdib nya. Kaso tayo naman pinaiyak niya sa katatawa.

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Diabetis on November 19, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Parang tinamaan ako, LOL.
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Amor on November 20, 2009 at 12:26 am
Thanks sa mga comments nyo, nakakaaliw naman talaga sya diba? At nakakarelate ako dun sa sinabihan nyang Fat body! LOL. Teka excuse me, di pala ako fat, extra fluffy and extra cuddly lang
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oes tsetnoc on November 22, 2009 at 4:31 pm
what language is Ganito ka rin ba mag English?
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mini laptop on December 3, 2009 at 4:26 am
First off thanks for the translation. Me too curious on the language. Lol. I am just laughing this off. Relationships blew on love and not external facts. Good read. Thanks for sharing this.
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Ana on December 3, 2009 at 7:50 am
Hindi kaya ako yan
minsan pag nagpost ako pag basa ko kinabukasan aw mali at least pwedeng eedit. Hirap din kasi pag madami salita nasa isip mo nakaklinutan mo na.
Pero sya sobra in love sya napapaenglish tuloy sya ng di oras.
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Kiko on December 24, 2009 at 2:37 am
Old but classic!
Thanks for posting!
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